Thursday, July 28, 2011

heeE.lee.um and Helene

Random fact: Next to hydrogen, helium is the second most abundant element in the universe, and accounts for 24% of the elemental mass of our galaxy.
Why helium...the short version...

Worked tonight till 1.30am with Helene in Velvet Bar. What knobs! We were busy here and there but spent most of the night laughing and taking the piss outta one another, the customers, our fellow crew and time just flew. Why am I talking about it. Because the whole time I have worked there. 5 weeks. Every shift on les.be.bi.an night has been pretty slow, but working with some of the crew we have makes time drag a little. We both buzzed and laughed all night, did our close in less than an hour and it made the night seem like...nothing.

I called this post helium, because there was a birthday party function in the 'Velvet Room' which had lots of birthday balloons. So to entertain ourselves while we were performing a typically mundane  close, Helene and I thought it would be much more interesting to suck back on the helium and talk in British accents or sing songs...of course we sounded like the 'chipmunks' and of course we were all most on the floor in hysterics.  

"Thanks Helene for making a Velvet Bar close extremely fun and painless".

What else happened tonight?....some English ladies were standing at the bar and bought me a shot of southern comfort and lime cordial! brrrrr. Not a chance I said. 1. Southo! (southern comfort) 2. Lime! 3. Working 4. Cameras. Was never going to be a good idea. But I liked that every time they bought a drink they gave me a fiveA!

Random post, boring post, no insight. Just one of life's funnys'! You can't be too serious all of the time!

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