ventilation

vent, venting, ventilation ~ to release, let out, remove....

V words. Very pissed off, Very annoyed, Very frustrated not sure these count, but my own purposes I will let them slide.

What a fuckin' morning. Started off at 5:01am when my alarm went off, had to leave the house in the pouring rain, which at that time was sideways, got to my first client, trained him, fine...left his house, rain still sideways, made the (its peak hour and raining so everybody drive like a slug) dart for the city, found a parking space much closer to the gym than normal, I thought... fantastic. Get to the gym, train another client, still fine. Now I am about to leave the gym, and boom....my "fine" morning turns into SHIT! I cannot find the key....anywhere. I pat myself down checking my body at least 10 times, nope, nada, niente, definitely nothing. I checked the floorspace where I was working, under the desk, the whole street on the way back to the car, the place where I got my coffee, up and around near the car, I asked every cafe between the gym and the car. Nothing. I cant believe it.

My mate is furious that she now has to come to the city to give me the spare key, confiscates the car and doesn't talk the whole journey back to her work. I don't blame her really. But there is one more kicker! The zapper for the apartment is also on the key ring! FUCK!!! So now she is irate! Still don't blame her! I just cant believe the keys are no where! Vanished (V word :))...

vent.ed

ahhh